About Me
 myspace Well there are so many things i could say about me its hard to know where to start. Here goes im cool down to earth and entertaining. I know how to have a good time. I try to enjoy myself everywhere i go. I LLOOVVEE TO PARTY. And when i party i do it to the MAX. Im a gangsta type of girl SRAIGHT  ,
but i can be prim and proper if needs be. I like meeting new people and making new friends. I think everyday you live is a gift so i live life to the fullest. And everything i do i do it to the best of my abilities(and i do mean everything). I live by certain philosophies. You know do unto others as you would have them do unto you. Yeah those kinda philosophies im kinda scared of bad Karma . So i try my best not to hurt people. But if a nigga or a bitch needs some whoop ass they're gonna get it. Sraight no doubt about it. So in short im the girl bitches love to hate and all the guys wanna date(LOL). I can be a great friendas well as your worst enemy. Im
,  cute, smart, jovial i could go on and on but you'll have to meet me and make your own judgements. But i can promise you wont be disappointed:-)
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Interests
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Men, Music, Parties, Books, T.V, Dancing, The Great Outdoors, Men, Books, Men, Computers, chilling with my friends, meeting new people, and oh yeah how could i forget MEN lol.
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Favorite Music
KARTEL Sizzla, R.Kelly, assassin, busy signal, tami chin, tessanne chin, bounty killa, tanya stevens, linking park, evanessence, beyonce, young joc, rich boy, chris brown,............... the list goes on
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Favorite Music Video
too much to name
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Favorite Movies
Any movie that has big guns, fast cars and alot of explosions. maybe a little comedy and horror now and then
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Favorite TV Shows
Girlfriends, Soulfood, 106&park, Barber Shop, Weeds, 106&Park.
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Favorite Books
The Holy Book (Bible) Any book Written by ZANE, Eric Jerome Dickey and Danielle Steele
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Favorite Quote
always put GOD first. do unto others as you would have them do unto you. a prayer a day keeps the devil away. mo money mo problems money ova bitches keeping in GANGSTA STRAIGHT love life even though its fucked up sometimes men come and men go but true friends, real friends lasts for a life time
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Journal
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ONE FLAW IN WOMEN
By the time the Lord made woman,
He was into his sixth day of working overtime.
An angel appeared and said,
"Why are you spending so much time on this one?"
And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her?
She has to be completely washable, but not plastic,
have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable
and able to run on diet coke and leftovers,
have a lap that can hold four children at one time,
have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart
and she will do everything
with only two hands."
The angel was astounded at the requirements.
"Only two hands!? No way!
And that's just on the standard model?
That's too much work for one day.
Wait until tomorrow to finish."
But I won't," the Lord protested.
"I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart.
She already heals herself when she is sick
AND can work 18 hour days."
The angel moved closer and touched the woman.
"But you have made her so soft, Lord."
"She is soft," the Lord agreed,
"but I have also made her tough.
You have no idea what she can endure or accomplish."
"Will she be able to think?", asked the angel.
The Lord replied,
"Not only will she be able to think,
she will be able to reason and negotiate."
The angel then noticed something,
and reaching out, touched the woman's cheek.
"Oops, it looks like you have a leak in this model.
I told you that you were trying to put too much into this one."
"That's not a leak,"
the Lord corrected,
"that's a tear!"
"What's the tear for?" the angel asked.
The Lord said, "The tear is her way of expressing her joy,
her sorrow, her pain, her disappointment, her love,
her loneliness, her grief and her pride."
The angel was impressed.
"You are a genius, Lord.
You thought of everything!
Woman is truly amazing."
And she is!
Women have strengths that amaze men.
They bear hardships and they carry burdens,
but they hold happiness,
love and joy.
They smile when they want to scream.
They sing when they want to cry.
They cry when they are happy
and laugh when they are nervous.
They fight for what they believe in.
They stand up to injustice.
They don't take "no" for an answer
when they believe there is a better solution.
They go without so their family can have.
They go to the doctor with a frightened friend.
They love unconditionally.
They cry when their children excel
and cheer when their friends get awards.
They are happy when they hear about
a birth or a wedding. Their hearts break when a friend dies.
They grieve at the loss of a family member,
yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left.
They know that a hug and a kiss
can heal a broken heart.
Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors.
They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you
to show how much they care about you.
The heart of a woman is what makes the world keep turning.
They bring joy, hope and love.
They have compassion and ideals.
They give moral support to their family and friends.
Women have vital things to say and everything to give.
HOWEVER, IF THERE IS ONE FLAW IN WOMEN,
IT IS THAT THEY FORGET THEIR WORTH MOST TIMES.
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